Leave it to my friends to glamorize suicide...

Just in case people think I am taking this seriously, this is just a little bit of the humor that most likely will never leave my inner circle of friends. At least not in a good way it won't.

"Too ugly....way too ugly...some days I wake up and think 'Jesus fucking christ you fat fuck...just die already.' Other days I think 'eh...not too shabby...' I swear I'm fucking bipolar or some shit...I just want to punch the mirror and slice myself up and flail around the room like a lawn sprinkler."